My opinion of what I've seen so far of the Suspiria remake is...[shrug]...why'd they bother?
H/T Bob Seger:
How about a Teachers sequel, set in modern day, exploring the school's corrupt decision 34 years ago to cover up the gym teacher's serial sexual predation?
Teaching through negative example, [At Close Range] was invaluable in reminding me not to associate with low-life hillbilly criminals.
"Is [Sean Penn] woke? Or just another stooge for the patriarchy?"
"What does [Dustin Hoffman] think he is, someone who PLAYS MAKE-BELIEVE for a living?!"
Imagine a historically-based 1974 Canadian update of 1972’s Chato’s Land, only concerned more with atmosphere than melodrama, minus the gang rape and graphic torture.