Whatever You Do, Don’t Open That Window!

And The Spider Shall Lie Down With The Hedge Apple

Anyone who claims they've seen spiders chased away by the presence of a mere hedge apple (or twenty) is either pulling your leg or basing their opinion on wishful thinking instead of observation.

This Morning’s Visitor

Clothing Is Meant To Be Changed And Washed, You Stinky Bastard.

Cutting To The Chase: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

"Great movie! Better than benadryl!"

Cutting To The Chase: Manchester By The Sea (2016)

"This movie? It's about a bunch of mopey assholes doing a lot of really boring shit and I didn't like it at all, but I been seeing this chick who thinks it's great, so I tell her, in terms of emotional stimulation and, uh, contextual conflagration, it's, it's...chock full of magic. But it's shit."

End Times For Modern Psychiatry

Free to be you and me!