Today’s Homemade FAKE Criterion

Rumor has it Criterion planned to release this John Hughes comedy, just as the company had released The Breakfast Club, until someone considered the possible backlash from SJWs for the film's un-PC elements. But that's just a rumor.

Today’s Homemade FAKE Criterion

Some of the Fake Criterion covers I've whipped together were intended for little more than a laugh. Others represent sincere wishful thinking on my part. This pair of Fake Criterions represents one of the latter titles.

My FAKE Homemade Criterion Of The Day

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Return of the Homemade FAKE ViewMaster!

Today’s Homemade FAKE Criterion

My late mother the hippie didn't find it humorous at all and despised the film completely. Years later, she continued referring to Joe as one of the most incendiary movie experiences she'd ever had.

You Put Belushi In Charge?

"Of course later, when the picture [The Private Files Of J. Edgar Hoover] was coming out and Saturday Night Live asked him to host, he was really drinking. They started worrying he wouldn’t make it to the broadcast. They had cast members babysitting him, but he kept going off to this bar downstairs, Hurley’s. They …

“We don’t like that ONE WORD in the title, but…”

Lucifer? That's okay. Satanic? Not okay. How absurd.

“I don’t think nothin’ about anything”.

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Today’s Second Homemade FAKE Criterion!

Recently, on a podcast, I watched the host and his guests discussing modern Hollywood's cozy relationship with the CIA. https://youtu.be/m0cdZO3WNM0 The group consensus here was that Hollywood hadn't made a movie critical of the CIA since 1975's Three Days Of The Condor. https://youtu.be/DE3yZXQQnPo Apparently, none of them had heard of this movie: While The Amateur …

Today’s Homemade FAKE Criterion

Criterion needs to acknowledge the artistic and cultural relevance of Eighties Chuck Norris battling an unstoppable maniac brought back to indestructible life by a mad scientist in Texas.